Welcome to the After-Party of Your Expectations!
So, things didn't quite go as planned tonight? You're in good company! At Sadlands SF, we specialize in turning those 'almosts' and 'not quites' into... well, into another drink and a story for your therapist. Grab a stool, the lighting is forgiving, and the bartenders have heard it all.
Gallery of Glorious Defeat
The Eternal Optimist
"They're just playing hard to get... for three hours... after reading my message. Any minute now!"
The Barstool Sage
"No, no, listen... if you *really* think about it... what *is* a 'good time,' anyway? Is it, like, a societal construct or... another round, please."
The Lone Groover
"This beat is SICK! Just... gotta... find... the... other... people... who... agree..." *tumbleweed rolls by*
The Comet
"Burned bright, burned fast. Woke up at 3 AM with face-print on the table and a vague memory of declaring eternal love to a pot plant."
What Fresh Hell Awaits? (aka Events)
Every night's an event, darling. But if you insist on specifics:
- Misery Loves Company Mondays: 2-for-1 on our "Tears in my Tequila" special.
- Why-Me Wednesdays: Open mic for airing grievances. Bonus shot if you make the bartender cry (with laughter... or sympathy).
- Existential Crisis Karaoke Fridays: Belt out your angst. Off-key encouraged.
- Solemn Sundays: Quiet contemplation and cheap mimosas to face the week.
Check our (probably outdated) chalkboard for other spontaneous descents into merriment.
Find Your Fellow Lost Souls
Sadlands SF
Somewhere between hope and despair, usually closer to despair by closing time.
Hours: When we feel like it 'til we don't. (Generally Evenings - Late)